Sunday, February 21, 2010

Cowboy And Indian Figures Are You Looking To Laugh?

Are you looking to laugh? - cowboy and indian figures

A tribe of Indians capture a cowboy and brought him back to his camp. The chief says the cowboy, "You will die. But I feel for you, then we give one wish per day for three days will be. At sunset on the third day he dies. What do you do first?"
The cowboy said, "I want my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something to him. The horse is removed. Two hours later, the horse with a naked blonde back. She jumps off his horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads and thought, "Typical white man - he died and has only one thing.
The second day, the boss says: "What do you want now?"
The cowboy said, "II want my horse. "
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over and whispers something into the ear of the horse, then take the ***. Two hours later the horse returned with a naked redhead. She gets out and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.
The last day will come, and the chief said: "It was his last wish, the white man. What do you want?"
The cowboy said, "I want my horse." The Indians bring him his horse. Kipper The cowboy his horse's ears and shouted: "Read my lips! Farce! POSSE!

4 comments:

♥Scottis... said...

hahahaha!
lol excellent
Thank you for sharing.

♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ said...

I had read last time, but once I did, I laughed.
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

darlin said...

Oh Sh * T !!!!! I had to laugh! DANG GUY when you got there? God makes me laugh hard !!!!!

The Sahweeeeeeeeeeeet !!!!!!! WAS

-Tequila... said...

We had not heard long time, I laughed again. It's funny.

Peace.

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